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Weird flex but ok 

When someone is obsessed with panda bears
L: "I am completely obsessed with pandas"
M: "Weird flex but ok"

hockey hoe

Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.
Yo George did you see that hockey hoe who jumped in front of my car to get an autograph?
hockey hoe by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017

Disgustang 

It's a meme .
Who took a shet in the toilet, DISGUSTANG!
Disgustang by Taba_kiki May 18, 2019

hot daughter 

A girl who is really sexually attractive to her father. When the father becomes attracted to her (usually in her early teens), he will go to lengths to try to touch her or have sex with her. Sometimes this will span over years, ending when the father either gives up, gets what he wanted, or gets jail time.
When you have a hot daughter, you may find yourself:
Kissing her on the lips, putting your hands on her hips, thinking of her when you jerk off, giving subtly sexual punishments, watching her shower/change, smelling her panties, watching her masturbate, or even touching her while she sleeps.

John had a hot daughter and found himself in her room more than he should've been. One day he got caught watching his daughter masturbating, and the next week he was caught having sex with her while she slept. After all this, John was in legal trouble for incest, statutory rape, and just bing a complete idiot.
hot daughter by JacobTheJackhead November 9, 2020

ktran323 

Ktran323 is God of gods
ktran323 by Michae.l January 7, 2019

Love Bugger 

Some one you love but sometimes bugs you.
Boy: My love bugger.

Girl: Hehe.
Love Bugger by Kittttt February 11, 2017
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