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ok - the REAL definition of a rhombus is this:
n(primarily used in the UK): one or several nights of hard DRINKING and/or DRUGGING that leads to a loss of memory, a laundry list of offences, multiple contusions and/or lacerations to the face and body, and in rare cases - illegitimate children.
the Rhombus is not to be taken lightly - and is most often presented as an agreement between two parties in accordance with the plans for the evening(s)
"what you doin' tonight my friend?"
"shit man...lost my job - lost my girl - dog ran away...think i am going to get on a RHOMBUS! you?"
"i can do a RHOMBUS this weekend - want some company?"

"GET ON THE RHOMBUS!"

"where have you been? i havent seen you in days? are you cheating on ME!!!"
"hunny...calm down...don't yell...i have been on RHOMBUS"
rhombus by max wiley September 28, 2005

Elijah Wood 

A magically gifted, yet disappointingly short penis, which, when burdened with the one cock-ring of power, handed down from the bearer's sketchy uncle, Dildo Faggins, turns invisible.
Looks like you're not the only one with Elijah Wood!

Your mom 

Yeah, that's right, your mom is a fat ass bitch, loser.
Your mom by Artemii January 1, 2023

streeter 

A homeless person who lives rough on the streets. Also a street begger.
"Kid: Oi streeter, get a job!
Man living rough on the streets: Get one ya'self spange!"
streeter by fal_ September 17, 2008

Red Chocolate

When your anal cavity gets ruptured and a combination of blood and shit comes out of your anus
John was spewing red chocolate when a got a pencil up his asshole
Red Chocolate by mcjohnuuy September 27, 2017
"oh frick! i just queefed!!"

"guyyyyyysss you made me queef!!"
queef by sticky_ickey_47 July 31, 2019
its what you tell your friends when you have to go poop
poop time
hey bra i gotta go op ti ... didn'd you do that 2 hr's ago?
op ti by kmoney2 April 24, 2007
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