A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.

A person who always leaves first, usually by aid of his father who miraculously appears out of no where.

Said person is then called the Abbott of the group, in honour of Jack Abbott. Probably the most boring person on the planet.

What one resorts to when they cannot afford real therapy.

a girl who farts often and her basement smells like cat shit. she is nice tho.

A mass of STD's that can only occur in someone that has done an entire poke'dex full of people they don't know that could have STD's

Nathen dick is really bigggggggg and people call it small but its really big