The act of masturbating during a church service. Most likely, it's the man sitting in the back row all by himself. He's been caught chapelbating before, but they don't want to kick him out of the church because they're trying to be good people. So, no one sits around that one guy in the back.

An egg boy that is fucking russian

The act to bypass dinner to clap cheeks

When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.

A unmaned machine that landed on mars. First thing it did was take a picture of itself... that way you know its truely american

Someone who changes their mind last second