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A retail customer with a completely unorganized bag (or bags) full of an absurd amount of return items.

Named in honor of the iconic Felix The Cat and his magic bag of tricks, because how much stuff dud he REALLY gave in that bag?!
"I told My boss that I had to stay late because of a last minute Felix with 27 (3rd party online retail giant name redacted) returns!"
Felix by Sean Twisted September 22, 2023
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Looking for some help on this one.
He's a bit of a flickster.
Flickster by JT October 15, 2004

Faggot Ass Nigga 

1. What you call someone when your highly upset with them and you can't really come up with anything better to say because others words don't really apply to them. (informal Roast )
Note: This Phrase can be highly offensive to some niggas to use precaution.

2. A man who tends to shame a woman's appearance

3. A man trying to tell a woman how she should be and or present herself

4. Someone semi hypocritical towards the opposite sex

batwings 

when your sack sticks to both legs
"damn i have major batwings right now"
"batwings release!"
batwings by anonymous February 12, 2004

brad and chad 2.0 

A wicked awesome set of matching kayaks that often are seen enjoying the crisp waters of the Pacific Northwest.
We should take brad and chad 2.0 on the lake and paddle our butts off!
Joe a big simp
Person 1: do you know who joe is?
Person 2: oh you mean the big simp? Yeah.
Joe by Esculo February 4, 2020

kiyahasscia 

A magical kingdom far, far away, Where only cool kids are allowed! If any non cool kids come in they get BEHEADED! kiyahasscia is where everyone gets a iPad and plays Roblox together! They all wear fanny packs and nike hats, they all are eshays. A place where Bianca is forbidden to go! and if she does she will be locked up and tortured to listen to its everyday bro and Marilyn Monroe on repeat! and the queen is Kiyah
"hey, are you cool enough to go to kiyahasscia?"
"no, I wish"
"haha I can!"
kiyahasscia by KIyayayayayaah March 2, 2018