fighting colors

when a man or woman is wearing an outfit that looks perticulairly tacky, he or she is said to be "fighting colors." if they are really tacky, the phrase "and the colors are winning" is added to the end of the phrase.

A fat woman walks in a bar wearing a hot pink dress with a yellow belt and green shoes.

"That ho is fighting colors and the colors are winning."

fighting colors by Christina From Da Mo January 23, 2008

Courtnee

Courtnee is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is smart, gorgeous, funny, and every minute spent with her is wonderful. Anytime you have a problem she'll always be there to help and anytime your down she'll be there to pick you up. Your a very lucky person if you find her, once you get to know her your life will never be the same. Your happy when your with her and when shes gone just the thought of her will brighten your day.

Guy1: Who is Courtnee?

Guy2: Read the definition on Urban Dictionary!

Guy1: Urban Dictionary is awesome! I'll check it out.

Courtnee by Chipmunkwashere July 6, 2009

Boofy

Boofy (adj)
A word used to illustrate intense poofiness.
Usually utilised in the description of hair.

The 80's was a partcullarly 'boofy' era

Boofy by Magpiex May 31, 2011

Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Well, Jesus' Step-Dad! by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006

Inside voice

The polite way to tell people to shut the fuck up. Always insinuated, but never followed.

Now class, remember to use your inside voices while visiting to the museum.

But Miss Teacher...

For fuck's sake, I said 'inside voices', Tommy.

Inside voice by RadioactivePuppy April 4, 2011

the disappearing act

what my dad did

Dad: Pumpkin can I show you a trick?!

Kid: YES! YES! YES

Dad: Okay! It's called the disappearing act! Go to bed and look for me tomorrow morning!
*disappears*

Kid: *now has their own family and still can't find their dad*

the disappearing act by youisdank November 27, 2018

Pig's sty

My mum says when my room is messy it looks like a pig's sty.

"your room is an absolute pig's sty!"

Pig's sty by Smelly-pants July 24, 2009