turn-burglaring

when the oppertunity for you to turn in your vehicle is foiled by another motorist or pedestrian getting in your way, thus thwarting your movement.

you are at a right turn only light and mean to turn right. just before light turns red another car coming towards you turns left, thus turn-burglaring you, removing the possibility for you to turn during light.

turn-burglaring by raychelle October 29, 2007

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artardument

An argument with a person you swear is retarded...but cannot be scientifically proven to have down's syndrome.

I got in an artardument with that kid who wears bike horns on his wrists. Is he mildly retarded?

artardument by Effen Hix January 7, 2008

southern kart wheel

When a gay guy grabs onto your genitals and you are so startled you stumble backwards into a “southern kart wheel”

“Dude, that homo just made me do a southern southern kart wheel ! “

Stumbling backwards and falling when grabbed by a homo on the genitals

southern kart wheel by Chrizpy February 10, 2018

Racktop

1.) The act of a man simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with his girlfriend while using her breasts as a platform for his laptop in order to finish typing an essay.
2.) The act of being productive and reproductive simultaneously.

3.) The act of a woman using a laptop that is resting directly on her bare breasts for the sole purpose of attracting a man.

Oh my god, stop fucking your girlfriend, get off your racktop, and take out the garbage.

Racktop by SEM101 October 19, 2011