Racktop 

1.) The act of a man simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with his girlfriend while using her breasts as a platform for his laptop in order to finish typing an essay.
2.) The act of being productive and reproductive simultaneously.

3.) The act of a woman using a laptop that is resting directly on her bare breasts for the sole purpose of attracting a man.

Oh my god, stop fucking your girlfriend, get off your racktop, and take out the garbage.

Racktop by SEM101 October 19, 2011

Rocktopotomus 

Halk Octopus, half Hipopotomus, all Rock!!
this reclusive beast is said to be able to play the triple guitar owing to its many tentacles and protrusions. Many have lost not only thier lives but also thier very souls to this fearsome denizen of the shadows.

"I can't tell if I like that Rocktopotomus' hat or not."

"Man, I'd give my toenail clippins to be a Rocktopotomus!!"

Rocktopotomus by Pruu December 13, 2005

Racktose Intolerant 

Racktose intolerance: The inability to digest the drug known rack, either by peer pressure or by choice. The basis for Racktose intolerance is the lack of an being able to make the decision to do the drug by your choice. The most common symptoms of Racktose intolerance are loss of friends, social status, and money.

Dak "oi come smash this line boyo"
Stef "Nah I'm Racktose Intolerant"

Racktose Intolerant by Zenmang January 11, 2019

Rocktopus 

A mixed drink... usually two parts Rockstar energy cola and one part The Kraken rum.

Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.

The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.

Person a: Why's it called a rocktopus? Isn't a kraken a giant squid?!?
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?

Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...

Rocktopus by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011

rocktopus 

A indie rock band from Portland, ME. They are led by Spencer Albee.

Listens to good music 1: "Dude, have you bought that new Rocktopus album."
Listens to good music 2:"Yeah, exceptionaly premium."

rocktopus by Not Zach V. April 4, 2005

Rocktopher 

gay

Rocktopher why are you here

Rocktopher by rocktopher December 17, 2019

racktol 

for GFA teachers that are too nosey and stop looking up what words mean. Your a fool you have been bamboozled your the idiot we win you loose your the dummy

bro shes being a racktol

I know bro right

racktol by Greensfarmsacademy February 4, 2020