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Racktop

1.) The act of a man simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with his girlfriend while using her breasts as a platform for his laptop in order to finish typing an essay.
2.) The act of being productive and reproductive simultaneously.

3.) The act of a woman using a laptop that is resting directly on her bare breasts for the sole purpose of attracting a man.
Oh my god, stop fucking your girlfriend, get off your racktop, and take out the garbage.
by SEM101 October 19, 2011
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Rocktopotomus

Halk Octopus, half Hipopotomus, all Rock!!
this reclusive beast is said to be able to play the triple guitar owing to its many tentacles and protrusions. Many have lost not only thier lives but also thier very souls to this fearsome denizen of the shadows.
"I can't tell if I like that Rocktopotomus' hat or not."

"Man, I'd give my toenail clippins to be a Rocktopotomus!!"
by Pruu December 13, 2005
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Racktose Intolerant

Racktose intolerance: The inability to digest the drug known rack, either by peer pressure or by choice. The basis for Racktose intolerance is the lack of an being able to make the decision to do the drug by your choice. The most common symptoms of Racktose intolerance are loss of friends, social status, and money.
Dak "oi come smash this line boyo"
Stef "Nah I'm Racktose Intolerant"
by Zenmang January 11, 2019
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Rocktopus

A mixed drink... usually two parts Rockstar energy cola and one part The Kraken rum.

Similar to a the much more common rum and coke, more specifically, the Captain and coke.

The Kraken rum is a touch stronger, a bit darker, and the Rockstar Energy Cola has increased caffeine presence, thus similar to the effects of a jagerbomb.
Person a: Why's it called a rocktopus? Isn't a kraken a giant squid?!?
Person b: Yeah... I heard that... ever had a night full of them, though?
Person a: No...
Person b: Well... try it. You won't ask such big questions then.
Person a: It'd be rocktopi, plural, right?

Person b: Yeah... sounds like a Pokemon...
by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011
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rocktopus

A indie rock band from Portland, ME. They are led by Spencer Albee.
Listens to good music 1: "Dude, have you bought that new Rocktopus album."
Listens to good music 2:"Yeah, exceptionaly premium."
by Not Zach V. April 4, 2005
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Rocktopher

Rocktopher why are you here
by rocktopher December 17, 2019
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racktol

This is a word used for teachers who are too nosey in what there students are doing primely used against teachers in the Westport GFA area. So if your a teacher trying to find out what this word means you have been bamboozled you fool you idiot we have won you have lost
bro shes being such A racktol

I know right
by Greensfarmsacademy February 4, 2020
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