After eating copious amounts of Taco Bell/Mexican food and having to shit extremely bad, right as your ass comes in contact with the toilet seat the shit flies out, nearly missing the bathroom floor.

Someone (late 20s / early 30s) who is down for anything simply because it's free. Such people usually have zero goals or ambitions because they are used to someone else doing everything for them. Their only goal is to keep up the 'wipe-my-ass-for-me' racket for as long as they can.

Usually applies to white, privileged millennials who are very capable of doing things themselves (see 'adulting') but are so used to the silver spoon in their mouth, they'd rather not. They'll let their parents (or friends) make all the plans and arrangements and still bitch that they aren't having a good time if something goes wrong.

Synonym: a moocher.
Antonym: A grown-ass adult who takes 100% responsibility for themselves, especially financially.

Dzingavi is a kind, caring, funny and very clumsy person, not to mention she’s hot af. Dzingavi is the type of girl to run, trip and fall into a handsome guy’s arms without even meaning to do it. A Dzingavi is a great friend and always knows how to make you laugh. She’s probably got a million guys fawning over her but you’ve got to keep a close eye on her cause her friendliness could be her weakness. She’s the type to have lots of online friends that she hasn’t even met or go on Omegle a lot.

Is a basketball slang term used to describe a team that wins the chance in a draft lottery to select a marquee college or high school star player. The recruiting of a high school star player to a major college program.

very hot, everyone’s favorite mutual, possibly zayns side piece?

praise the sun!