Brown Ticket
Brown Ticket by Koor November 21, 2004
Urban Dictionary
The Floridian Fruit Sack
The Floridian Fruit Sack by Benourtney October 13, 2012
Shittlez
Same as shit but it’s twice as brown, golden hoagies surround my boys sound, refer to reefer and tell the tale, of a woman named Lisa and the shittlez entail.
It’s just another way of saying oh shit…
It’s just another way of saying oh shit…
Shittlez by CoyBoyBut🚫🐓 June 13, 2026
Internet errands
Specific tasks that one completes through use of the internet.
Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Ex 1: John: "What are you up to today? Would you like to grab some lunch with me?"
Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."
Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"
Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."
Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."
Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"
Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."
Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
Internet errands by dmj2011 June 27, 2011
authentic cunt
authentic cunt by loucitybatman June 4, 2023
Frying Chicken
The act of a man pissing louder than normal to where the piss hitting the toilet water mimics the sound of chicken frying in oil. This action is done by the most alpha of men and is known to attract many women.
Guy: Walks out of bathroom from taking a piss
Girl: Damn, boy, were you frying chicken in there? Haha for real though you piss loud af I think that’s pretty cool.
Girl: Damn, boy, were you frying chicken in there? Haha for real though you piss loud af I think that’s pretty cool.
Frying Chicken by Biggelsworth December 25, 2020