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Urban Dictionary

Lumberjacking

the process of jerking off with both your left and right hands.
Your regular guy; "Man last night I was masturbating!"
A cool cat; "Oh yea? Last night I was Lumberjacking and I've never felt so ambidextrous!"
Lumberjacking by Mr. Butts April 21, 2008

bellsmeg 

A stupid person, usually used when the person is stating the obvious (non ironically).
Myles had just fallen off of his bike and there was blood everywhere. Mum said (non sarcastically) "does it hurt?" Myles said "of course it does , you bellsmeg".
bellsmeg by MillsyKafer December 6, 2006
Yo dude who's that smelly virgin?

Oh, that's just an Eash.
Eash by AldiIsForVirgins December 6, 2018
a term used to describe someone/a place that is of a lesser level of physical attractiveness
"That girl is greebing"

"Bristol is a greebing place to live"
greebing by Nicky Howells October 18, 2008
Mes-toy- Made popular by a Miami native this word originated in 2006 outside the Orange Bowl after a tailgate party and no bathroom in sight. Mestoy is a derivation from two spanish words meaning "I am". The native then used the word to describe his bowl movement, "Mestoy Cagando."
Hey man whats wrong? "Nothing man i just got the mestoys". "Can i use your bathroom"? sure its down the hall, is everything ok? "im fine but mestoy".
Mestoy by Eroc Easy January 25, 2008

eradicated 

*guy gets knocked out*
ERADICATED!!!!!
eradicated by tommyrockuk June 23, 2006
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