an absolute fucking legend, the life of the party.

An athletic competition in which each contender places a single grape between their buttocks and then sprints a predetermined distance. The person to cross the finish line last, must eat all of the grapes. You must cross the finish line with your grape between your butt cheeks to win.

The art of taking off from work feigning illness, or some other family or personal emergency, when one wishes to be off for other reasons that would not be approved by the boss!

dnkieblues is a baddie 😍😍 she is soo cool and deserves fanpage for her!! she’s a queen and if you hate on her then your blind 👩 🦯

Perc is a Panda like human who usually causes a great ordeal of pandemonium. He comes from an Inca civilization who enjoys the delicassi of eating frogs. A Perc is a great furry friend and is bound to fall in love with a girl named Ale.

Everyone should have a Perc in their lives.

A nigga who eats pussy & gets nun in return