"My 85 Oldsmobile Cutlass Brougham has a very nice patina on it."
"No! Don't buff out the patina on my Grandma's chastity belt you idiot!"

Zac fake failed so hard for the french exam

(v) to sleep, to cuddle...

Awwwww... baby, do you need to go snozzle?

(adj) Warm, secure, etc..
When it rains but you have the day off with a book, a blanket and a cup of tea, it's a snozzley day.

Where's my snozzle blanket?

“lemme smash”
“ok let's do it benny”
“;3;”

Kate Romm? She's so trashy!

If one of your friends, posts on facebook "Omg, soooo excited!!! <3 <3 " Then they, are being a groffer.