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she is the best friend in the whole entirety of the world, she will love her friends always and forever. She is the most beautiful girl that has ever been seen but doesn't know it. She is very insecure for no reason at all and usually has alot going on in their life. She gets bullied but it doesn't effect her.

Girl: haha isla is so ugly

best friend: be quiet you are just jealous!

isla: don't worry it's okay, I don't care what they think of me.
girl: haha isla is so ugly
Best friend: shut up ur just jealous!
isla: don't worry its okay, I don't care what they think of me.
Isla by anonymoussssssssss :) July 31, 2022

Louis Vuitton 

A designer label which specializes in "leather goods". Basically they have some underage children working in a factory making a bunch of purses by hand. They charge a lot for their purses and stuff, but I think it's okay. You have to make money somehow. People make fun of other people who wear Louis Vuitton, it's most likely because they were bullied in school for being poor and wearing jeans from Wal-Mart. Louis Vuitton is however over-priced and marketed to the point that you're considered cool if you own a "Louis".

In reality it isn't what you buy that makes you cool, it's your personality. But unfortunately today's society is too shallow, so I guess you should go out and buy a Louis Vuitton purse to look cool, it's the only thing that will give nerds and anorexic people alike a chance at popularity.
Blonde person: "Oh She has a Louis Vuitton purse! She must make millions of dollars! Omg she must be a celebrity!"

Poor person: "Shut up bitch, Louis Vuitton is a cheap label for whores who wear too much makeup and people who want to think they're rich!"

Blonde person: "Shut up, you're too poor to understand. If someone like you, a hobo looking girl, walked into Louis Vuitton they would call security and you would make it on the channel six news for attempted murder!"

Louis Vuitton: (speaking in french) "Actually I invented a different class of luggage, that was my goal. I wanted something reliable, and innovative. It's my decendants and the people who took over the company who reinvented the brand to be a money sucking powerhouse, and who started over pricing it. Although many celebrities back in my day were craving for my luggage, because it was so reliable and stylish. So early on, many of the little peons wanted a Louis Vuitton because they wanted to have the same luggage as their favorite actress, only because they wanted to feel special. That was the eventual downfall/start of my company"

Blonde person and poor person: (Look in shock)

Poor person: "Aren't you dead?"
Louis Vuitton by louis.vuitton October 4, 2008
Straightedge abbreviation meant to look badass even though that person obviously fails at being said badass.

Substaining from drugs/alcohol/sex gone horribly wrong when introduced to emo kids who take a dip into being even more scene whorish.

Then they spend their days flaunting it.
"Oh yeah, well I'm sXe."

"Die emo kid."
sXe by ...howwedo... August 30, 2005
Somebody who cries and takes landscape pictures
Boy : “ what’s wrong with him “
Boy 2 : “ He’s just pulling a Landy “
Landy by DeanoInit June 8, 2021
A boy that will make you go crazy, He thinks he is funny and likes to make you mad on purpose.
DJ's girl: Dj?
Dj: yea
DJ's Girl: you really are annoying but I still love you!
Dj by Professor Squiggles March 20, 2023

zoombombing 

An online, viral act in which people, like hackers and YouTubers, hack into Zoom sessions for the sole purpose of showing everyone else in the calls/sessions shocking porn, gore images/videos, and generally disturbing and offensive content via Zoom's screen-broadcasting and webcam features.

It's only recently become an issue because of how many kids and workers are at home due to the Coronavirus/COVID-19 pandemic. As a result of so many new users flooding the platform and the media giving it tons of attention, trolls, hackers, and other kinds of people have decided to strike while the iron's hot, so to speak, and hack into people's Zoom sessions for no other reason than entertaining themselves.
Timmy: Holy shit Simon! You'll never guess what just happened in my last Zoom session!
Simon: Dude, what happened? Spill the beans.
Timmy: So, my English teacher was holding a Zoom session between her, my other classmates, and me, but suddenly, some weird dude hopped into the session!
Simon: Then what happened?
Timmy: He turned on his screen-broadcasting feature and began playing videos of guys fucking dogs!
Simon: Wow, why would any sane person think about showing bestiality videos to children?
Timmy: There's some really fucked-up people in this world, huh?
Simon: That includes people who like zoombombing, right?
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