schmedium

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large

Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium

schmedium by benzino909 March 24, 2010

halfhide

A person that is brought up with London cockney principles and clever with cockney rhyming slang, a halfhide can also be very faithful and extremely loyal companion and trust-worthy friend to also be strongly independent and family orientated.

That guy over there must be a halfhide by the way he talks!

halfhide by kingelmes135 October 7, 2017

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satautiony

A feeling of great confusion that takes a toll on you. Often used to describe the multiple feelings coming with not being able to take a big decision and drowning in the black hole of the decision.

Packing for this trip is making me feel satautiony. Or

I feel like I’m going to drown in this satautiony.

satautiony by Hkauz April 7, 2023

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BEATIS

A way of life.. a fast, funny, easy and discreet way to say the phrase “beat your meat,” or “beat my meat.” Which is another term for “jacking off,” aka masturbation. Also used with MEATIS. BEATIS MEATIS. Originated in the Bay Area California.

“Bruh.. my girl wasn’t tryna give me none.. so guess what I did? BEATIS!”

“Yeah I hit those last night.”

“Nigga you lyin’ You know damn well you ain’t hit shit. Yo dry ass pumped that lotion and BEATIS MEATIS.”

“Teanna Trump dropped a new video? Oh you know what time it is.. BEATIS time.”

BEATIS by Trav La Flare March 18, 2019

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Magic Cylinder

When you're having sex with your girl, but, right before you blow your load on her face, she catches it in a cup and splashes it in your face.

I broke up with my ex when she surprised me with a magic cylinder.

Magic Cylinder by TDG SN June 7, 2019

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Bidildo

1.A bide used for female sexual pleasure or masterbation
2.a device is used to insert water into a vagina and clean it while also giving the girl sexual arousal and stimulation

Carina used her bidildo to clean her vagina and prepare for trevor's huge rod.

Bidildo by A-phish March 13, 2010

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jiminy cricket

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

jiminy cricket by Croz March 4, 2005

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