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Urban Dictionary

Tunnel of Love

The flexible cavity connecting the uterus to the outside of the body -- i.e., the vagina.
"Tonight, I'm taking my first trip into the Tunnel of Love! That is, if Cynthia is feeling hospitable..."
Tunnel of Love by Reichu August 26, 2005

Trailer park haiku 

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.
Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?

permarary 

adj; a task that was a temporary solution that is now a permanent fix.

adverb; permararily
We have a permarary fix to track progress.
permarary by nivvel July 13, 2010

Woodmans 

A hillbilly grocery store in the midwest that uses unconventional tactics such as purchasing the worst produce and meat and refusing to accept credit cards from customers in order to pay their useless, rude and entitled employees over-inflated salaries, purchase tons of TV ad time and raise profits.
I presented my American Express to the Woodmans cashier in order to pay for my over-priced rotten meat, brown bananas and dried out lemons and was rudely told that only Link and Debit were accepted.

Other Woodman's Customer: What's an American Express?
Woodmans by JeffStone October 27, 2013
yamit is the baddest bitch to exist. SHES A TOTAL ICON💅🏻
Yamit is superior
yamit by Baddiedaddie June 14, 2020

Ticketshyster

Another word for ticketmaster.

A monopoly grip on event ticket sales.
That guy: "You get your tickets for Tay Tay yet?"

You: "Yup, but paid over 3 times face value because of ticketshyster fees and shit..."
Ticketshyster by ChiefSlapaJoe November 29, 2022
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