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Jasmine is a very unique type of person. Her favourite phrase is "your Mum" and she is really horny for dick. She is the gayest bitch you will ever come across, however, she is honestly the most funniest, kindest most beautiful girl as well. You should always cherish the Jasmine that you have as they are so different from the rest. She is also a good driver. Pro tip hide your Mums, cause she'll find them and bang them.
Friend: "Hi Jasmine, how are you going?"
Jasmine: "Your Mum"
Jasmine by FunnyTeHeHe March 8, 2023

black ball 

zane brehmers son also known as god of universe
yo have you heard of black balls

yea the god of universe
black ball by gakgak9000 February 20, 2021

psychopath 

this is someone who kills for fun. there is a pc game out at the minute (cn't remember it's name) where you kill people while your sick boss watches and the more sick it is, the more points you get.
'WATCHIN TOO MANY TV SHOWS DOES NOT CAUSE SERIAL KILLERS. CANCELLIN TV SHOWS DOES' other black guy, not shorty, from scary movie 1
Girl 1: He's a basketball player, does he have a big dick?
Girl 2: Hell yeah, he has a BBC.
BBC by Zoahnark August 28, 2020
the coolest Egyptian guy EVER!
"When I went to Egypt, I hooked up with a total Abanoub!"
Abanoub by GAHJDJFKJ March 11, 2009

Niggerfagomo 

Nigger. Fag. Homo. Simple as that.
Look at this niggerfagomo wearing queer-gear and eating KFC.
Niggerfagomo by NegrOO September 22, 2010

danharmoning

1. The actions of a white person just on the threshold of fully realizing the impact of race in culture, but who, in the process, unwittingly says racist and ignorant things.
2. Getting so drunk & high on Adderall, you create a podcast.
3. A combination of definitions 1 & 2 while teetering on the transitional boundary between wokeness and ignorance.
1. Several ESPN commentators are currently danharmoning their way through sports commentary.
2. Have you ever heard of the Whiting Wongs podcast? It features Dan Harmon prototypically danharmoning.
3. (combine sentences 1 & 2 as a complete idea)
danharmoning by BrobberProblix October 13, 2020
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