Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Santa Claus 

When a guy nuts in another guy's beard and then licks it off his beard.
I was with this guy the other night and it was so hot when he gave me the Santa Claus. Christmas does cum more than once a year!
Santa Claus by He brew national July 23, 2017

self-absorbed

A condition where there are two possiblities. you have either simple haughtiness and arrogance, the more commonly implied meaning. however there are those who have an equally obnoxious affect, but which comes not from pride, rather their constant exclusive occupation with their own feelings. Theirs is not the slight narcissism of the former, rather one who has a graduated notion of the sanctity of their own emotions.
Every time I open my mouth, the guy cringes at some perceived insult or lack of regard for his notion of social delicacy. I find when he finally opens his mouth that he is not totally without compassion, but just that his compassion extends mostly to himself, that he is self-absorbed, and frankly, wretched.
self-absorbed by hfontana July 27, 2016
a very hot girl who all the boys love and will die to kiss her she is also very popular
guy1-my mouth is watering
guy2-alexa will be mine1
alexa by jazzy2026 March 5, 2019

knobwinkler 

A person who has a childish fascination with their penis but who constantly wishes it were bigger
My winkle is so small, plumb and round, hee hee! I only hope Jennifer doesn't think I'm a knobwinkler and finds it large enough for her when we kiss!
knobwinkler by Doddi September 14, 2007

(George) Noory 

Verb
- Carry out (a task) clumsily or incompetently, leading to failure or an unsatisfactory outcome
- Make or be prone to making many mistakes

Noun
- A mistake or failure, typically one resulting from mismanagement or confusion

Origin
- George Noory; syndicated late night talk show personality. Host of the George Noory Show featuring Coast to Coast AM.
Boy you sure nooried that up, you duffus!

Yes, please change my oil, but don't noory it up like you did last time, nitwit!

Premiere Radio really did a (George) Noory, when they picked Art Bell's replacement.
(George) Noory by FairyGirl25 May 19, 2008

fatchbook 

a street term for face book taking the italian word fatch in replacement face
:go on fatchbook you noob
: jar jar jar
Next