Issa: "Congress will supeona documents from the Justice Department."

Holder: "Um, ah, the dog ate it, I can't find it, uh...nope, not going to do it."

Issa: "We are going to vote you in Contempt of Congress"

Obama: "Executive Privilege"

Are you straight or gay? No I'm hedgerowsexual. What does that mean, it means I like sex outdoors!

wow man. that was a real bauer when you lost you bong.

You sure bauered that math test.

Yo rhymes are weak. Sit back and watch me drop science on yo ass.

"The truth about Saturated Fat" Then begins to tell us how healthy saturated fat is for us which is dangerous misinformation because Saturated fat is known to increase triglycerides and cholesterol levels in the blood, therefore increasing the risk of coronary heart disease due to causing a build up of plaque in the arteries.

Jesus fucking Christ Emily Brownley is the greatest

I can’t take my eyes off Emily Brownley

At first I thought it was an angel but now I realise it’s Emily Brownley which is 10 times better