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Urban Dictionary

Ghana Gobstopper 

A black cock so big you can't help but choke on it.
Shaquesha: How's his dick game? Watermelonisha: I was chokin' on that Ghana Gobstopper all night long.
-verb
The act of talking shit behind someone's back. This activity usually takes place within a small group of friends. Fun Fact: It's known to enhance your cognitive health.
yo let's glaide about Ariya...honestly, he's such a fuckboy
glaide by BigD Skitties May 23, 2016

New music sucks 

I attribute it to the law that Bill Clinton passed in 1996. Ever since he allowed corporations to rule the airwaves and buy whatever they want, people have been so confused and brainwashed. Everything these days is about conformity. It wasn’t until 9/11 that the stupidity really took off.

Ever since after WW2 there has been so many things that have been passed. When JFK got assassinated the government got the green light to do whatever they wanted.
New music sucks. Nobody wants to listen to this shit.

Splendiphulous 

splin-diff-yuh-luhs
–adjective
combination of splendid and fabulous

1. exceptionally grand
2. incredibly sumptuous, unbelievably magnificent
Steve's presentation on how to succeed was absolutely splendiphulous.
Keebler is another word for hipster that does not carry the same negative pejorative connotation. That kid riding his bike through Wicker Park with a u-lock tucked in the back pocket of his skinny jeans? That girl in the vintage dress selling her homemade empanadas at a Williamsburg farmer's market? They're keeblers, and proud.
I know that bar is a huge keebler hangout but the drinks are cheap and the jukebox is loud.

I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.
Keebler by Lorena Cupcake June 20, 2010
The state of being extremely happy.
Beyond happiness.
An accidental typo on AOL Instant Messenger that was supposed to be happy.
bambam573 (5:24:40 PM): im happty
C0SME MAN (5:25:02 PM): that's GREAT!