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The horror of walking into a shop or supermarket and having to listen to this twaddle against your will without being able to turn it off. Severe cases are when you are in an elevator and the only way out is ten stories down.

The worst case ever was when a man went into a video store, and was acutely looking for some great action movie to watch and the FM Radio channel was raving on about Justin Bieber while the man was busy deciding which movie to watch. The act of simultaneously making a choice and being Justin Bieber-ed at the same time, then caused a long term mental darkness that was only recovered from after looking online, where the man found that the rest of the people on the planet feels exactly the same way he does, and so has realised he is not the only one getting Justin Biebered out there.

There are few things worse than getting Justin Biebered. Perhaps getting Elon Musk-ed, or Steve Jobs-ed is worse, but thats arguable. For example if you walk into a shop and someone is presenter kissing Elon Musks butt over the airwaves, could it possibly be worse than if they were verbally smooching Justin Biebers ass. Who knows, but these dangers of the darkness we live in must be guarded against at all times, which is why I now wear earplugs before entering any public space where they might possibly be playing music of, or talking about Justin Bieber, to ensure that I do not get Justin Biebered again.

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Absolute proof that recording industries don't know what they're doing and that talent is not a requirement for singing.

Girl known for her hit single "Friday," which, in my opinion, has the most unoriginal lyrics ever. She sings about how it's Friday, and even reminds us that Thursday comes before Friday, Saturday comes the day after, and Sunday comes afterwards. And, of course, you can't forget the atrocious "IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY." You can't even take the song seriously without thinking, what the fuck is this shit? What's funny, though, is that the song isn't even a parody.

While she isn't completely bad (We've seen worse... probably), all I have to say is:

Your ears will bleed. Your head will explode. Don't watch the video, don't listen to the song. Save your ears. Seriously.

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