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Merk is a combination of mean and jerk. A merk would not understand what they are being called because mean jerks are not intelligent. You can also combine other words to make your own insults that not many will understand; insulting them on a new level and not explaining your madness behind it. You're welcome.
Boyfriend: maybe you should lay off the chocolate..
Girlfriend: wow, really? You're such a merk.
Merk by Wild_sunflower01 February 4, 2014
An improvement on the human race. (More evolved, more intelegent and seen as a higher being compared to other humans)
Aja was more evolved than Gretchen
Aja by #NOTKuRT February 3, 2022
Sam: "Where we droppin' boys?"
Michael: "Tilted"
tilted by fbiopenup November 29, 2018

Zaglafrag 

A zaglafrag is a person who is really really bad at playing any sort of games, but think they're the best player in the entire galaxy, and decided to flex their "Gaming Capability", knowing well a newborn monkey can beat them.
Player 1: OMG! I'M NOT BAD, THE INTERNET JUST SUCKS!

Player 2: *Whispers to player 3* he is such a zaglafrag.

Player 3: I know right...
Zaglafrag by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx March 13, 2022

balls of clay 

balls of clay by ton_of_clay May 31, 2024

dolphin and vampire spending time together

Also know as "bonding" is when a dolphin and a vampire spend time together and occasionally are affectionate while doing so.
Ex: dolphin and vampire spending time together ~ Anailis and pinto spend time together
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