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(Mahamed) is definitely a player. All the girls like him and he acts like he ain’t beautiful at all. He doesn’t give a shit about relationships though and is a very lazy person to be with. He is very caring and likes making friends with new people. He is slightly shy but that doesn’t stop him from going out of his comfort zone or being friends with everyone he sees. He often views himself as a class clown and everyone can also agree. He’s very kind but has an angry side to him and is not afraid to show it when he needs to. He can be sometimes controlling but for the right reasons.
He is such a Mahamed

I wish I was Mahamed, I’d be so funny!
Mahamed by English_teacher February 11, 2019

acid vision 

while tripping on psychedelics, a persons vision may become droopy and watery. ex. wall paper will breathe and other peoples eyes may seem larger then normal.
Bill: Look at this painting dude!
Ben: My acid vision is starting to kick in........................................
acid vision by MirkoGradski March 7, 2014
A very tight butt hole.Usually has not been touched
My friend has a TaBaHo
TaBaHo by samlogan6 October 30, 2011
Do you know Demo ?
yeah he cap all the time.
Cap by N.K.D March 8, 2020
It means "rolls on bed"

You say it when something is really funny

It can also be used as

ROBLMAO
ROB by idkwhataPSEUDONYMis August 1, 2009

Oklahoma threesome 

An Oklahoma threesome involves a man, a goat and a pony. It usually involves the man having anal sex with the goat while the pony performs a rimjob on the man.
Ma caught shitty Bill having an Oklahoma threesome in the barn. He was feeding to the goat while the pony licked his heiny.
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