Because your amazing and one of a kind…a loyal lover, intelligent, a reserved being but can be extroverted at times with the right company…just an all around light in any situation

to jack off ; a guy masturbating

You are God. You listen to no one. You are also really fond of rock in roll.

To physically lay on and proceed to sleep on

An xBox achievement so easy it might aswell be free.

A man who has a penis and all man parts but says he’s a woman when all the urinals and stalls are full in the men’s room so he can use the women’s restroom