All women named "Ashley" (counting nicknames/abbreviations) MUST send a picture of their boobs to you.

This bitch always tells the truth even when you don't want to hear it. Best taste in music and every guy's dream woman. Huge dumpy, blue eyes, and a real blond. You'll never meet anyone who makes you laugh like Margret does and she is one of those girls that when she smiles you can't look away. If Maggie Harrington lets you close, don't fucking let her go. She is a girl you come across once in a lifetime. Know's how to have a good time. Gives good head

Moumphing is an addiction to smelling your own farts

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.

Ass game

A renowned pedo.