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Urban Dictionary

When you're acting aloof online, not responding to emails, initiating IM chats, replying to evites, etc. The opposite of acting e-ffusive.
Guy_98: wtf? you super busy today or what?

Girl_01: no. why? what's with the 'tude?

Guy_98: you haven't replied to my evite or said hi on gchat. you're acting e-loof.
e-loof by ATowny April 24, 2008

Nine of hearts 

When someone hands you a nine of hearts playing card, it usually means they like you and want to go out. Sometimes have a message written on the back in marker if handed anonymously.
"I found this playing card in my locker"
"Is it a nine of hearts?"
"Yeah, what of it?"
"Wonder who wants to date you..." "
"WHAA?!?!" (usual response)
Nine of hearts by x.Aneo.x December 17, 2012
A person who behaves like dog .
There goes sarbik
Sarbik by Lemonchus November 24, 2021

Flamming 

Description of a polluted young that is gone wrong.
Heard you were gone wrong last night kid? Oh ya i was absolutely flamming.
Flamming by IAmBalo January 5, 2015

The Fault In Our Stars 

A book written by John Green, published author. It is about a sixteen year-old girl in the fourth stage of thyroid cancer, and to quote directly from the dust jacket, "Despite her tumor-shrinking medical miracle that has bought her a few years, Hazel has never been anything but terminal, her final chapter inscribed upon diagnosis."

I would say it is the most amazing book I have ever read, and I would be stating the truth.
Person 1: Oh my god the fault in our stars is coming out in 2 days! My signed copy is arriving!
Person 2: The fault in our stars...?
Person 1: ...
Person 1: How are you my friend.

canivorous 

A person who only eats canned foods.
"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."
canivorous by steve freund October 4, 2007
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