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tiny penis vibes 

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tiny penis vibes is a term to both describe the einy teiny weiny size of a persons theoretical penis but its also a way to describe someones vibes an example would be if someone did something incredibly stupid and then you can say to your friend "omg that person has so much tiny penis vibes". You can also use this term to describe someones tiny penis. Another term that is incredibly alike small penis vibes is the well known term small pp energy
friend number 1-"Hey look over there wtf is that guy doing"
friend number 2-"Idk but he for sure has a lot of tiny penis vibes"

SIMP 

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A simp is a person who is unilaterally extremely biased towards someone they find attractive, catering to them excessively in Hopes of getting their attention.
Simping is often accompanied by negative traits like insecurity(where, by exposing others negative traits, a simp will attempt to make themeselves more attractive) a superiority complex or narcissism ( where they believe extreme actions like large sums of money or constant attention will be rewarded with love )

When a simp very strongly sides with a specific girl that is being accused, criticized, or insulted(and especially so if over the internet) they will be called white knights.

Simping is not to be mistaken with simple compliments, or a natural effort of a person to make a move, this is because it sits on a fine line, varying in severity from person to person and is only truly defined when the action is very extreme(ex:buying cars,clearing debts,organizing vacations,ecc...) and/or repeated often over time(driving them around , paying for meals to hang out,ecc.)

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Alternatively it's used in a negative connotation synonymous to adjectives like: naive, gullible or easy to manipulate.

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It can be used in a positive connotation with the meaning of : adoring, being obsessed with, being a fan of.
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A: " ...and in the end I paid for her flight back."
B: " What? There's no point doing that, she has a boyfriend you know."
A: "I know! I know! I was just being nice and helping out."
B: "You're such a simp man."

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B: "why would you give him so much money?!? You barely know him!"
A: "I'm telling you! My crypto bro can handle that money! he's trustworthy!"
B: "Yeah sure you simp."

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A: "I love berserk's main character!"
B: "me too! I'm a huge simp for characters with giant swords."

Etle 

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Etle, a different version of eteled. baby
Etle is baby!
Etle just killed someone.
I love Etle!

S’idacmacbiftoj 

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An individual who rejects the identifying label “Christian” while simultaneously believes Jesus Christ is god. The term originated in the early 70’s and is an acronym for “So…I don’t actually call myself a Christian, but I do follow the teachings of Jesus”. The apostrophe in the official spelling of s’idacmacbiftoj represents the audible pause (“…”) between “so” and “I” in the acronym. Sidacmacally is the adverb form of the word.
“I really don’t like to put myself in a box so. All that Christianity stuff is weird! But I do think Jesus is god. I guess you could call me a s’idacmacbiftoj”, he said sidacmacally.

Pok 

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Pok is Pok. Pok can be anything and anyone.
hey, you! go Pok yourself!”

Hey, do you like Pok?”
Pok by pickledberries September 16, 2022

Blanket Invite

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An open invitation that you have been given even if not explicitly brought up time and time again.
Stacia has a Blanket Invite to hang out with me, but she never acts on it and is left thinking "thanks for the invite!"
Blanket Invite by BigJinLA December 12, 2012
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