MSTD

Microsoft Transmitted Disease. Unfriendly code which propagates due to Microsoft's insistence on distributing operating systems and applications that resemble Petri dishes. It can be a virus, worm, trojan horse, whatever you want to call it.

Using Internet Explorer it's the best way to get a MSTD.

MSTD by 'Aztec Eagle' Turbo May 26, 2005

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Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

Field goal position by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

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crimson grenade

When a woman takes out her tampon and throws it to her victim.

I was just hit with a crimson grenade, I must go.

crimson grenade by supertavs July 28, 2015

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Scalper

Despicable little fuckers that caused the 2021 graphics cards shortage.

They're the reason why we can't purchase a graphics card at a normal price.

Scalpers are literally the bane of everyone's existence.

Derp: You see ted over there?

Berp: Yeah
Derp: He's a scalper
Berp: Ew fuck that guy
Derp: Yeah fuck him

Scalper by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 11, 2021

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markacio

The most amazing boyfriend on the planet 💜 -Miracle

Markacio is my soulmate!

markacio by anonymous November 22, 2021

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Prezant

noun- a very sexy person

Damn! Look at that prezant!

Prezant by Jermaine March 26, 2005

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Finmz

Unspecified material, Worthless objects, foolish or crap ideas, words, actions, etc.

Tommy: What you doing tonight?

Chay: Just doing bare finmz and stuffs.

Tommy: Sweet, oh yeah ive got bare finmz in my pocket and dont know where it came from.

Chay: Crax!

Finmz by Tom Fun January 9, 2010

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