Why would you EVER want to be Tim. And image going to guitar club. Tim From Guitar Club is both of these things. They (for it can be both genders) are people who tell anecdotes about their lives, but accidentally give away easily mock-able information (like their real name is Tim and they do Guitar club). The mockery will go on for hours on end, and any attempt to salvage reputation through roasts will be countered with phrases similar to "at least I'm not Tim and I don't do guitar club)

A dumb bitch who won't let you suck her toes

used to describe a gun-related homicide, usually used in reference to an enemy or a friend.

Also called: "Short Wall Talk".
The deep meaningful conversation that occurs when you stand up in your cube and talk to your neighbor

what a pirate's wife's vagina smells like.

A form of computer image that moves as an animation, because it consists of frames, like a movie with no sound.