Urban Dictionary
Shayla
Shayla is a magnificent woman, emitting incredible power, her angelic voice captivates all men nearby, acting as a male magnet. However, she usually has a dim-witted, primate brother. She is incredibly talented, excelling in all aspects of life, but one could say less about her siblings.
jamal 1: Man, Shayla is so talented at singing!
jamal 2: I can't believe her brother is a monkey!
jamal 3: I know right! How is a monkey like him related to a goddess like Shayla
jamal 2: I can't believe her brother is a monkey!
jamal 3: I know right! How is a monkey like him related to a goddess like Shayla
Shayla by negus jamal October 13, 2022
goosebumperish
It's when someone is about to do something to you that causes goosebumps so before that happens you can say please don't that is very goosebumperish
goosebumperish by GMAN KRU July 27, 2017
Adalyse
Adalyse is an angel sent from Heaven. She is a dark haired beauty. Her eyes are as dark as the night sky. She lures people in with how gorgeous she is. She is sweet and kind to all people, no matter if they are disabled or of a different race, and she loves animals.
Adalyse by forevermine042709 December 20, 2016
Ol’ Dirty Duke
After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”
I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.
Ol’ Dirty Duke by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018
JACK KNIFING THE SUN
It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
JACK KNIFING THE SUN by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021