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SRG 

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/skwid/rah-at/goo-oof/

SRG is the manipulation of multiple variables so as to formulate a beneficial outcome on a opportunist platform for the sole advancement of the individual at the expense of another party(s) rights or paradigms structure (social a/o civil). See Bad Action.

S + R + G = 👺
Scenario One:

Smerry , "Bro! I am a little short right now and can pay you at the week's end, my word!".

- Four weeks later.

Bravis, "Terry never paid me for my wages!".
Tevi, "SRG!".

Scenario Two:

Mavie, "Yo, wtf!? Hedmund stole my Tablet!".
Tevi, "Bro, that's some SRG shit, damn".
Hedmund, "SRG!".
SRG by Groofing February 22, 2022

jockease 

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Jockease is an easy to wear ¾” wide ultra plush cotton band that acts as a sling that wraps comfortably around the total package (penis & scrotum) which lifts and stabilizes the boy’s and eliminates painful inner thigh squeezing, especially when sitting. Jockease provides better support, fuller size, shape and confidence!

Jockease also dampens kinetic energy, swaying and up & down oscillation. The cotton band allows the boy’s to breathe especially if you shave keeping you cool & dry with unrestricted comfort and freedom. Jockease can be worn under your favorite boxers, briefs and swimsuits or free ballin in only jeans.

Once you wear’em you’ll never stop!

Wearing Jockease really is comfortable and eliminates painful inner thigh squeezing; plus they make me look huge!
jockease by Mister. Big December 26, 2008

brake test

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Speeding in front of another driver and then immediately applying the brake, causing this driver to have to stop quickly as well - testing the brakes on their car while evening the score. Usually used as a retaliatory measure against a stupid driver who has pissed you off. Works well on hypermilers.
As a side note - Brake testing should under no circumstances be performed while your wife/girlfriend is in the car. They don't appreciate the need for immediate retribution.
"Kevin brake tested the fuck out of that guy!"

Kevin said "I'm gonna brake test the fuck out of this guy - hang on!"
brake test by Piston Honda June 14, 2008

when in doubt run an out 

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a phrase which states that if you forget what the play is when the QB snaps the ball, you run an out route
"ay bruh what was the play call?"
"idk man when in doubt run an out"

Scux 

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Scux means clapped, ugly, dirty, gross, boring, cooked. Just bad in general, can be used on any gender, age, race etc.
"jake looks so scux"

"rileys car is scux"
Scux by Fu era June 28, 2023

OTP 

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Sacagawea was OTP for Lewis and Clark.
OTP by awe1 September 1, 2009
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