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text messaging 

1. The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka
3. Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.
4. Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important
5. Text messaging sucks
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Text messaging
Person 1: Can you print out your conversations?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print
text messaging by Suck my nine April 7, 2006

United States of America

A nation that can be defined in a single word: azsefutema'a'futefut w ssh.
Joe Biden is the 46th president of the United States of America

urbane dictionary

An Urban Dictionary Word of the Day suitable for use in polite conversation.
Guy 1: What's today's word of the day on Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: dildough-means money required to purchase sex toys.
Guy 1: Whoa hah hoa! That's a riot. But not an urbane dictionary.
Guy 2: You're telling me! Did you see the PM drop the old screenior citizen the other day though?
Guy 1: Yeha. Lolz. That shit went down. Our new PM-he's an urbane dictionary fiend.
urbane dictionary by tunisia September 18, 2010

intimacy anorexia 

Intimacy anorexia is the active withholding of emotional, spiritual, and/or sexual intimacy from a spouse or significant other. A type of attachment style. Someone who avoids getting too close with people. Usually avoids being emotionally intimate. A person that gives crumbs, instead of the whole cookie because they’re never able to be all in with you. This type of person is usually content being this way.
Jessica: “This guy I’m talking to, isn’t being consistent. He’s great one second, then really dry the next. Somethings up.”
Janelle: “Sounds like he has intimacy anorexia. You should stay away.”
intimacy anorexia by hahanessa December 9, 2020
When a gay person farts and shits at the same time
That man is a faggturding
faggturd by Da baby 123582 March 21, 2022

blowing bubbles 

An expression used in a sentence to give a visual as to how you would act if you had a desired item, origins are rooted in Detroit.
Shit, if I had a El Camino or a Bronco, I'd be straight blowing bubbles.
thet shit's tight. That a fucking electric scooter or sumpting? I be in that shit blowing bubbles biach!
blowing bubbles by Pontiac February 13, 2006
He loving funny and makes the girls call his name like “oh Taurean fuck me harder” niggas been hating on him since day one get a Taurean u love him
Oh Taurean fuck me harder
Taurean by Taurean September 23, 2018
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