flake snake

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.

Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.

flake snake by electraspicexoxo September 21, 2018

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abiny

A WORTHLESS CUNT

Abiny is a worthless cunt

abiny by HOE CUNT February 28, 2018

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mensalo

When you are in the top 2% of IQ you can join Mensa

When you are also in the top 2% of penis size (roughly greater than 6.9 inches pending research? One study indicates >7 inches to be top 1%) you can be a Mensalo

That mf is socially awkward but processes quickly and claims some size - I bet he’s a Mensalo.

mensalo by DyvCush May 14, 2023

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self-deficating humor

When you laugh so hard you shit yourself.

John's self-deficating humor was so potent he cleared the room.

self-deficating humor by Skidmarkers March 30, 2016

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tpi

tuned port injection

85-92 camaro run tpi

tpi by toyota dave January 24, 2011

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chabbi bebi

A gelatinous chubby creature that slowly devours what ever it can get it's hands on. It also enjoys dancing in the nude.

well, I was in the bathroom, and I heard something in the toilet bowl, so I look down, and well, there was chabbi bebi!

chabbi bebi by crudi bebi January 25, 2020

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ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.

ho ho johnson by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020

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