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A sweet girl with brown long hair and green eyes,she’s typically quite but is a very funny and kind girl.shes usually gorgeous and very popular#followmeonsc@haelho
She is a haven for her eyes
Haven by Havenhaha June 15, 2018

Grandmas McFlurry 

The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.
Yo bro remember Lews grandma from the club? I totally gave her a Grandmas McFlurry last night!
Goofy af, has the prettiest eyes, always smiling or laughing. When you have Sieola as a friend make sure you don’t do her wrong she will slowly distant herself. Can get things done when needed to be. Sieola knows ho to have a good time ;) in bed and out with friends. One of the baddest bitches in town.
When I see sieola laugh, it makes me want to laugh.
sieola by Yuhgirlz December 30, 2020

Hampshire Martini 

Coined in a Hampshire College Mod kitchen many times over, a Hampshire Martini is any mixed drink made using a needlessly large Mason Jar in lieu of a traditional Cocktail Shaker. Despite the mention of martini in the title, any cocktail recipe can be employed, as long as one assembles the contents in a jar over ice, shakes or stirs accordingly, and then uses the Mason Jar's lid to strain the liquid into the appropriate glass: another mason jar.
"Any real Hampshire student, given the do-it-yourself nature of such a wonderfully liberal college, would not be caught dead without making their cosmopolitans up Hampshire martini style."

"Even the neo-marxists?"

"Sweetheart, especially the neo-marxists."
Hampshire Martini by Drunk Div III November 2, 2009

stripole 

n. a stripper that only dances with a stripper pole
Garrett: I can't wait to get a lap dance from Chandelier!
Victor: That's never going to happen! She's strictly a stripole. Just get one from Potpourri.
stripole by Feisty Feistersen December 1, 2011
perfect, pretty person that you will ever meet, the best friend that had forever. LOVE YOU IZZY
izzy by katie112 October 24, 2011
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