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Comment Anxiety

A feeling of sheer dread one gets when he/she suddenly thinks they may have messed up on that previous comment, especially around people who tear freinds limb from limb at the sight of bad grammer.
Bill's Comment: "Your so awesome" Oh crap i hope i did that right... I've got Comment Anxiety.. Im freaking out!

Everyone on Bills Freinds List; "It's YOU'RE you douchenugget!"

United Airlines 

United Breaks Guitars. Song by Dave Carroll
Thus, United Airlines suck

Stalk-flooder 

Someone on your friend list who clandestinely likes or comments on your old pictures, so as to draw the attention of the world to your veritable foolhardiness, with the intention of causing immeasurable trauma, sometimes leading to Foticide(means deleting your own pictures, not to be confused with foeticide )
Being the stalk-flooder she is, she liked my old prom picture and subjected me to the ridicule of the whole world.
Stalk-flooder by philosoph May 18, 2017

sf bake sale 

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.
Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?
sf bake sale by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014

Shuktoing 

Shuktoing would be the act of being a whimsical dream trapped in reality, having a 24/7 committed relationship with food and sleep and loving storybooks and animes and being an yeager advocate of clouds, night,darkness and all other simple unconventional things and always being high on oxygen.
When you're feeling too happy so you want to listen to sad playlists, then you're shuktoing your life the best way.

When after reading a book ,you adopt the personality of the protagonist , you say you have shuktoed Kaz Brekker( the name of the character).
Shuktoing by S-Dope December 12, 2021
a total nard, just should be a tad smarter
Ok you know what your acting like a real C-Daddy right now
C-Daddy by Paolo is super gay June 5, 2011

Zee-unicorn 

Zee-unicorn is where you lube a hand up and wank a guy off on your head while he is catching some zzz's.
Oi mate.. guess what? That german backpacker sure gave me zee-unicorn of the century.
Zee-unicorn by Zapp zappos October 26, 2017
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