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A faggot who gets in your way just about 24/7 and is a real douchebag about it
I was playing MW2 last night, and this stupid cockboy was crowding my shit!
CockBoy by Dick Shasta October 25, 2010

mlcrisiing

Dude, i've got to get away from my dad he's fuckin mlcrisiing.
mlcrisiing by The Gunslinger April 8, 2004

derpologist

noun.

Plural noun - Derpologists

1. A person who practices Derpology.

A Derpologist can be self-appointed or honorarily recognized as a professional after dealing with innumerable dense-vapid fucktards. A Derpologists' talents are measured by their ability to avoid derps entirely. Although seemingly impossible, even a strict limitation on derp-like activity is regarded as a near God-like ability.
Three more weeks at this customer service gig and I'll qualify as a Derpologist.
derpologist by 0fash0 October 5, 2017
A anorexic skittle with a 1 inch penis and likes to be fucked in the ass by other men and perfers men over 70 girls often laugh when they see his penis and he is bad at video games and has tight ass
Damn is that addiel i heard he has a small dick and a tight ass
Addiel by Dhrhrhfbrurvru bicho September 7, 2019
The best fucking creature in all of fucking Whoville.

FEEL FREE TO SEND ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS YOU HAVE ABOUT ANYTHING GRINCHLY OR HATING CHIRTSMAS RELATED AT: thegrinchlover@yahoo.com

- Grinch Harper
"I had the best of times last night with the Grinch, his dick was so green and hairy."

or

"I went to the Grinch's house last week. He lives on the tip of Mount Crumpit and has a killer view"
Grinch by grinchlover December 3, 2018

Country Music 

Real music about Real stuff.
Unlike almost all other stuff.
Guy 1 listens to rap.
Guy 2 listens to real Country Music
Ladies love country boys
Country Music by thepanthersrock April 15, 2010
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