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Accronym for Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.
Sarah Palin is such a VPILF

Man nipples 

Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven
I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.
Man nipples by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020

H-calves 

a very cute&attractive male, with a gorgeous smile and eyes to match. usually tall, and smart, and plays basketball. cept he has an ego the size of Mt. Rushmore.
Me: Wow, look at H-calves isnt he dreamy?
Girl: Yeah, except for his big head.
H-calves by x3kadnam December 9, 2009
is when your pie has cooled and you ask for a slice but they're like "nope" so pie and nope penope
"that pie looks good can i eat some" "penope"
penope by bosslight April 6, 2015

cold diarrhea 

a phrase used to describe someone. or diarrhea when cold.
you think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarrhea.
cold diarrhea by Anonymous April 19, 2003

brett mercier 

The bestest friend you will ever have. He may have a lot of friends, but he knows that they all need attention. He is full of life, and he loves life. Girls are all over him, and he thinks nothing off it. But if you need a friend, find a brett, because Brett's are the way to go. He likes video games, and food, and family guy. He can be touchy sometimes, but that's okay. He is perfection in a body.
1st guy: woah man, is that brett?
2nd guy: yeah it is, but who is he with?

3rd guy: my sister, fuck she is all over brett mercier
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