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Thrombumsis

Thrombumsis occurs when the half-formed turds swirling around in your rectum scrape against the rough surface of an Asseroma. This causes a larger ball of turd (thrombum) to be formed that blocks the rectum. An Asseurysm may be caused if the buildup of farts behind the swollen shit causes the ass pressure to rise, and occasionally a nugget of faeces will break away from the thrombum and lodge itself in the anus. This is referred to as a Bumbolism. Any of these diseases can cause Coronary Ass Disease and can even cause a Myoarseial Infartion.
Already suffering from Asseroma, Terry must now deal with the thrombumsis occurring in his rectum.
Thrombumsis by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014
A brute is a gorilla type, big looking ogar like strong man. That is strong as all hell.
Dam that dude is a brute.
Brute by Bigt98 October 26, 2018

A Match Made In China 

The opposite of "a match made in Heaven".

An imperfect, flawed or badly constructed relationship between two people.

Phrase used to describe a relationship which looks as if it will soon come to an end.
John and Stacy will never stay together, they're a match made in China.
A Match Made In China by Grace ! March 28, 2010

Exorbulating 

A fancy way of saying Currently growing and gaining In size
I'm so smart my brain Is exorbulating right now
Exorbulating by Unavoidable April 11, 2023

frockjolick 

Suck someone off on February 14th every year
Samantha wants to Frockjolick her husbands dad
frockjolick by Temperance December 2, 2024

tyrondor 

the god of the world
tyrondor is the god of the world
tyrondor by tyrondor February 1, 2018
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