Short handed slang for swamp daddy, or in laymen’s terms, Shrek, or a man who belongs to Shrek in intimate fashion. Term also implies that said man or ogrelord like to “swat dat ass”.

Proposal sickness happens when you have written so many proposals for clients over a ridiculously short period of time (some of which are usually written over a weekend), any further requests for proposals that you are tasked with writing results in 'proposal sickness'.

This in turn leads to a rather angry disposition, which can sometimes end in furious swearing and avoid techniques which can include snack eating, spotify playlist making and mindless playing on Facebook...

Proposal sickness is like writers block but its more about the annoyance of too many proposals which can never be written during office hours, than a block on the words to write them with.

Elijah is the most charming, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He never gives up, and always tries his very best at everything. He is strong and fights for what he loves. Oh and did I metion the life of the party, from he's amazing dance moves, impeccable taste in music. To his FUN unique personality and those are just a few more reasons why he is the absolute best. Long story short your gr8 & thanks for just being there, Happy Birthday Elijah. Enjoy this special day. Love you tones boi! <3

go follow my fucking dog on Instagram

An incestuous desire for one's niece

three fingers up if you madly obsessed with matthew gray gubler