Swaddy

An extremely confident father with unlimited swagger.

Margaret: Wow check out Scott getting checked out by all the women while playing with the kids.
Jen: Yeah he is definitely a swaddy.

by TheBestEva15 May 29, 2018

Swaddy

Short handed slang for swamp daddy, or in laymen’s terms, Shrek, or a man who belongs to Shrek in intimate fashion. Term also implies that said man or ogrelord like to “swat dat ass”.

“Shrek is such a swaddy”
“I’d like to be Shrek’s swaddy”

by Elegant’s Spawn October 25, 2020

Swaddy Bop

The act of switching the first letter or letters of two words that follow each other in a phrase or sentence.

"I called up this girl to see if I could get her to duck my sick" is a swaddy bop in action. Swaddy bop comes from "We were at the shop last night and did a swaddy bop on them two trucks" (Meant Body Swap)

by bricooper December 17, 2008

Snaddy

This is refers to Professor Snape from Harry Potter. It is a combination of the word "Daddy" and Snape.

Professor Snape is so Hot...He can be my Snaddy!

by Blooregard Kazoo December 20, 2020

Swaddling

When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).

It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.

by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011

staddy

A stud daddy.

wow, that kid has two moms. A mommy and staddy

by datwayjai July 24, 2019

Swaddling

A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe

"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."

by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011