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An extremely confident father with unlimited swagger.
Margaret: Wow check out Scott getting checked out by all the women while playing with the kids.
Jen: Yeah he is definitely a swaddy.
Swaddy by TheBestEva15 May 29, 2018
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Short handed slang for swamp daddy, or in laymen’s terms, Shrek, or a man who belongs to Shrek in intimate fashion. Term also implies that said man or ogrelord like to “swat dat ass”.
“Shrek is such a swaddy”
“I’d like to be Shrek’s swaddy”
Swaddy by Elegant’s Spawn October 25, 2020
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Swaddy Bop 

The act of switching the first letter or letters of two words that follow each other in a phrase or sentence.
"I called up this girl to see if I could get her to duck my sick" is a swaddy bop in action. Swaddy bop comes from "We were at the shop last night and did a swaddy bop on them two trucks" (Meant Body Swap)
Swaddy Bop by bricooper December 17, 2008
This is refers to Professor Snape from Harry Potter. It is a combination of the word "Daddy" and Snape.
Professor Snape is so Hot...He can be my Snaddy!
Snaddy by Blooregard Kazoo December 20, 2020
When two lovers fall asleep or cuddle whilst one is penetrating the other. No thrusting is involved.

Originates from the Yahoo Answers question featured on My Brother My Brother and Me (9-12-2011).
It is impossible to perform swaddling for more than 30 seconds. If you can, you might be with the wrong gender or person.
Swaddling by Stocky Gentleman September 12, 2011
wow, that kid has two moms. A mommy and staddy
staddy by datwayjai July 24, 2019
A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe
"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."
Swaddling by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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