Lahori Logic

Statements that make no logical sense at all.

The origin of this term comes from Lahore, a large city in Pakistan. "Lahori" means a person from Lahore.

Usage of this term started when people noticed that quite a few articles found in Pakistani official statements, newspapers and blogs used some extremely dubious logic to justify things. This term is now used for any articles (not just from Pakistan) that use strange arguments and twisted logic.

An example of Lahori Logic would be a recent case in Australia where four Pakistani brothers claimed that since a girl didn't wear a headscarf, was drinking alcohol and was unaccompanied, they had the right to rape her.

Lahori Logic by bumskie March 19, 2011

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Clothy

A low-ranking, low-commitment variety of handjob, wherein the female (or male) masturbates the male's erect penis by grasping it through his underpants. This results in the penis being stimulated primarily by the rubbing of cloth against skin. Depending on the male's tactile sensitivity (as well as his desperation), and on the female's adroitness, this act can range from only mildly uncomfortable to quite uncomfortable.

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Clothy by SimianZero June 17, 2009

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1. The tight nubile body of a gorgeous woman. 2. More than just tits and ass, also includes hips, thighs, and abs. 3. The overall physical package of an athletic, shapely, and fit woman. 4. The body of a woman who looks like she could wreck 98% of any man she meets.

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gugugash

anything to do with a sexual act, or fun time.

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Zergling

Infamous unit from Starcraft. Small, fast, deadly, and the bread and butter of any Zerg Rush.

I was going to expand but his Zerglings stopped me.

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jelun

Eat but holes and like dick

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Delusional

When the Queen Team and minions believe anyone who confronts and questions their behaviour, they are obsessed. In other words, maintaining fixed false beliefs even when confronted with facts.

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