Pronounced ‘al-fie’. Alfies are the most hilarious, helpful and sweet people on the planet. The Alfie i know is one of my best friends and is known by all for being awfully polite but at the same time full of jokes and fun. Alfie’s have so much character and are the guy that everyone loves and wants to be around :) Alfies always have the best stories and are up for anything, they’ll never fail to put a smile on your face. The Alfie i know is hilarious, original, friendly, polite, easy to talk to, fun to be around and a complete gentleman :)

a badass soldier in the army.

Every year on September 28th you have to go play soccer and score a screamer of a goal and slide on your knees.

V. acronym. Borrowed With Every Intention of Eventual Return. Commonly used as an excuse when you really don't want to give something back, but you will when you "get around to it." Pronounced Bwee-er.

var. (past tense)BWEIER'd (present tense)BWEIERing

Testicles. I came up with this word because they come in pairs (hopefully), and it's catching on and you should use it.

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack