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10 ammendments of smoking marijuana 

1-always the person that packs the pipe gets to hit it first

2-the person that calls backdoor before the pipe is packed will get last place

3-sharing your water or other liquids is mandatory if one of your fellow smokers are coughing.

4-quitting on a bowl will result in the quitter not getting anymore hits for the rest of the day and getting the bitch place (last place in rotation) for the next 5 smoking sessions unless he/she has declared a nonsmoker and has not taken any hits from the bowl(even one will count).However if the quitter is the person whom has asked to smoke another bowl he/she is not able to quit on it.

P.S:The 5 session suspension from good hits could be appealed(and potentially reduced to 3 or 1) with good reasonings how ever the smoking fwllows in the group will get to judge.
5-Smoking should continue untill everybody in the circle declare stoned.

6-the person that packs the bowl will get shotgun if smoking in the car regardless of who has called it,simply because it is improbable to pack in the backseat.

7-When smoking in a group it is important to be as discreet as possible so any paraional activity including but not limited to:driving reclessly,continiously mentioning how stoned you are,being abnoxiuos will result in punishment decided by the rest of the group.

8-messing around and screwing with people is one of the most enjoyable feelings of being stoned.so it is imortant for the smokers to have a high confidence level and not to get carried away with it.

9- Although when getting in trouble while being stoned means every man for himself,it is important that the person in trouble doesnt sell their smoking buddy out in any circumstances.Violation of this rule will result in punishment decided by other smokers

10-Because Marijuana affects people differently it is polite not to make other people do what you want to do but to take a vote from other smokers.

Judging:taking vote takes place in a way that every smoker in the group gets a vote even the person accused of a violation.However the person packing the bowl will get 1.1 votes to make sure that a tie wont happen.
10 ammendments of smoking marijuana
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throw a cock in her 

an expression used to communicate a dude's desire to have sex with a particular female, generally employed to convey one of the following feelings: (1) that the chick in question is smokin' hot; (2) that the dude is suitably horny although the chick is not that hot, (3) that the dude's standards are lower than the person he is speaking to; or (4) that there is something about the chick in question that the dude likes.
(1) "Damn look at that hottie....I'd throw a cock in her."

(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."

Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."

(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

gobblepuff 

"I love you gobblepuff"
gobblepuff by nuggetville January 3, 2010
Mullet wearing shop assistants, generaly ezy plus stores.
That mullet wearing shop assistant is a rockape
rockape by Boofa May 14, 2006

Burying The Trend 

A bad ass metal band quite a few people are not aware of yet. Originally from Rowlett, Texas. Classified as music you would beat someones ass to. They play shows quite often in Deep Ellum in Dallas, Texas. Band members are Andrew-Vocals, Jason-Rhythm Guitar, Bryan-Lead Guitar, Joey-Bass Guitar, Michael-Drums. Check them out on Myspace.
Did you go to Burying The Trend's show last night? It was BADASS!!
Burying The Trend by Im a stoner March 25, 2008

tiggo-bitties 

a set of big ol' titties
Matt's mom has a set of big ol' titties
tiggo-bitties by Buckshot July 23, 2003
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