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A female that seems to be a modern day Harpy, unless he is the right man, her number one. she tends to get involved with a male for the right reasons, but has no intention of fulfilling her words. thinks very logically, is very smart, and incredible in the sack. she loves to vacuum. :P
wow, should have figured she was an Altman
Altman by Book111 December 9, 2008

suzywong(suzy) 

Wrong.(verb ie-"to go...")(cockney rhyming slang)
Wrong. Unexpected reversal of fortunes.
A fuck up that unfolded rapidly, causing one to go "garrety"(cockney rhyming slang).
A West Ham away game.
Q:Wassamatta mate?

A: Aaaah!The job in Leyton looked like a proper earner, then some cunt went & nicked me drills! It's all gone suzywong(suzy). I went garrety!
suzywong(suzy) by Nickdd December 6, 2006

Thump that oyster 

Pounding pussy, flicking the bean
I'ma thump that oyster
Thump that oyster by deathbreath August 29, 2021

Last Chance Undies 

Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.
Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!
Word of the Day on July 20, 2011
to have loud sex with
Max- Dude, I totally gonged Sam last night with my greg.
Patrick- That's fuckin' gay Max.
gong by BazookaGod May 15, 2010
a girl who makes a list of guys she finds attractive while two of them have girlfriends <3
a skank can’t party
skank by youreluckyijustfoundout January 14, 2021

Shabbification 

Shabbification is the opposite of gentrification, where a neighborhood goes through deterioration and despair because the current residents support the neighborhood segregation.
The shabbification of Harlem caused a lot of violence and drug abuse. Thank god those gentrifiers cleaned it up. Now I can finally walk my kids to school without them being shot or robbed.
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