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Narwhals are the coolest animal to ever live and no. They are not part unicorn. People actually got the idea of unicorns from narwhals. Sadly, people kill narwhals for their tooth worth lots of money. Most people think that the tooth is a tusk or horn but really it is the narwhal's only tooth. They do not chew it, they dig with it. Narwhals are very big but not as big as a bus or anything.
I think that narwhals are magical but i'm wrong.
Narwhal by Lucycakes May 3, 2016

Murderboating 

The act of motorboating a woman's large cleavage and then getting choked (possibly to death) by said cleavage.
"You want to bury your face between my tits?"
"Sure, as long as you're not murderboating me"

"Hey have you seen Kyle lately?"
"Haven't you heard? He got murderboated last week!"
Wow that Caleb is a freaking legend.
Caleb by Caleb (Legend) October 22, 2017

philadelphia phantom 

Farting in another's eyes, then, while they are disoriented, pooping directly into their mouth. Before the recipient has time to recover, one must insert their dick or vagina into said mouth and, using cum, swirl the substance into a grey ooze. When all this is done, the recipient will begin to vomit (if they already haven't), which will work great as lube for anal sex. Usually, more pooping occurs.
"What'd you do last night?"
"I watched a Philadelphia Phantom. It was sick!"
"Yea, I know. They are a pretty good team. Who did they face?"
"No, you don't understand. I'm not talking hockey. I'm talking full ass-to-mouth phantom!"
"WTF?!?!?"

Coordinhate 

When your girlfriend tries to leave the house dressed like you.
The Jordans I get, but did you have to coordinhate with the same Hoodie? Now I'm going to change.
Coordinhate by Project_hype June 10, 2017
Damn bro that was so sepito
sepito by Ur mom lolololol May 4, 2021
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