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Cooked cunt 

Either a junkie or a pill popper who acts in a mentally deranged way. Can also refer to someone not necessarily on drugs who is mentally deranged.
I just got jumped by some cooked cunt who wanted money for meth.

Did you see that cooked cunt yelling at everyone about Chemtrails the other day?
Cooked cunt by Pax1741 January 1, 2022
A certified bag chaser, bread winner and female magnet. Orluan’s are often found winning at everything and typically are 6’4.
Orluan is heem
Orluan by Dr. Doitall January 30, 2023

Psilicybism 

A prophecy delivered from the hands of god who is incorporally manifested in all of nature in the form of the sacred psychoactive mushroom. It is the form of worship of the Gaian mind and reconnection to the collective conciousness in all living things. Through the mushroom, doors of perception are cleansed revealing the infinite reality of life.
Psilicybism by Skye Foster January 23, 2018

Lord Of The Rings 

Dude, look at those Tolkeinites. They obviously haven't seen a vagina before.
Lord Of The Rings by Alex February 26, 2003
A way to say LOONA by some Vietnamese fans, "Lồn" means vagina in Vietnamese. (Not hateful btw)
Person 1: Hey did you stan Lồnna?
Person 2: Girl yes
Lồnna by Flopna May 11, 2022

Tud Balls 

Little balls of shit that get caught in your ass hair's after wiping. Usually gets worse as you get older, generally rolled with small amounts of toilet paper.
Man, my ass is itchy... Must be full of tud balls.

Joe: Hey, Hanks give me a hand!

Hanks: Fucks no!

Joe: Hanks, your being a friggin' tud ball!
Tud Balls by Dr. Shitsteins July 8, 2010
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