run-a-way slave

While that stripper was grinding on me I beat her ass like a run-a-way slave.

tomejofrw

The same thing as tomorrow, just for people who can't spell.

Are you going to the pool tomejofrw?

1. The granddaughter-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The granddaughter of one's spouse's sibling.

My great-niece-in-law is a good person.

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape

me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal

Someone who has sexual relations with not only the entire football team but the waterboy too.

Person 1: DUDE, Megan is such a Sex Machine!
Person 2: DUDE, Sex Machine is Megan!

the study of seals. By studying the seals on documents, historical information can be derived.

I am not interested in sigillography.

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates cats dressed for Christmas!

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates pets dressed for Christmas!