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Scotometry 

The study of the Scotometer.
Note: See "Scotometer"
I gotta get to my Scotometry class.

I hear studying scotometry takes alot of elbow grease and time in the house.
Scotometry by Sampson January 24, 2003
how the british say "hoop"
benny is out playing with his oop

we brits love our oops!
oop by jeny September 11, 2007

Walenie Konia 

Playing Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Person A: Hey bro, I'm going to do walenie konia
Person B: So you're gonna play Umamusume: Pretty Derby?
Walenie Konia by Daste August 22, 2025

Takotsubo syndrome 

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.
I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.
Takotsubo syndrome by anonymous December 1, 2023
Paprë is the nice of a very nice guy, he's handsome and has beautiful eyes. He has nice hair, and is often pretty fit he would put his life away if it meant his family is safe, he's probably wealthy, but he's kind. Paprë is a little touchy from time to time, but he means it all in good fun, if he has a loved one, he'd only do it to them, he is loyal.

Paprë's can be a little crazy, and sometimes a little stupid, but their funny and sweet too.
Paprë, be careful
Paprë by Sunshine Grey August 15, 2020

butt nugget

n.- a piece of shit found in bed the morning after having anal with a dime piece
He woke up with a butt nugget on his face after new years.
butt nugget by realestNatZ February 20, 2009