The Heavy walks up to the camera and places Minigun on a cardboard box and sits down in a chair

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this grabs Minigun is my weapon. lays both hands covetously on Minigun She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. looks intently at viewer It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: Laughs

Heavy: Checks the barrel of his Minigun "Oh my God, who touched Sascha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, sniff maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: Holds up cartridge to the camera as you hear the sound of the Minigun revving up

Heavy devastates the enemies with his Minigun on Dustbowl Stage 1 Cap 1

Team Fortress 2 Theme plays

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

Heavy: "Heheh, cry some more."

Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays

Anijah is a super smart but mean girl who usually goes by Nijah she is super cool funny pretty has a bestfriend she is lightskin all the boys want her but she chooses school only Anijah is usually bored but litt her favorite movie is love and basketball Anijah doesn't have a curfew or bedtime Anijah is single for right now but she gon get there anijah used to be lame until she met this girl but anyways im bored right now this is her crush writing this for her so yeah have a nice life bitchessssssssssssss

youve reached the boredom rabbit hole of doom and despair, you are so incredably bored youve decided to type out your keyboard vertically and invertedly, there is no going back.

Nino is a the male version of a crackwhore.

The theoretical idea of being so high that you think you can teleport somewhere because you're thinking so hard about it.

A combination of the words 'titty' and 'nigger'