My mates penis is so small he microbatts when he gets his wallet out of his pants

Person One: Hey, did you see that question on the Rice Purity Test about kissing horizontally?
Person Two: Yeah, I said yes because me and my boyfriend did that last night.

I cast the power of Palalala on you!

Lakareon means a ugly nigga and a small penis

Cross your legs when your wearing a dress so you dont show ur little cooter.

I don't believe anything that guy says, he is so HESSEK!!